I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
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I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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