I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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