Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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