You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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