In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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