The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
