just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
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This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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