Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
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Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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