I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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