what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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