let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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