me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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