i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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