We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize