You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Randomize
