Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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