You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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