Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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