i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
i drank out of a bidet.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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