the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
