This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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