i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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