Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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