The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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