I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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