I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
