I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
It's blow job season.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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