I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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