hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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