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I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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