is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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