Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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