I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i would punch a child for taco bell
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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