why im i the only drunk person in the library?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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