So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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