I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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