There is no way he is gay with that hair.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
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I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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