she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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