Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
false alarm, still single
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