bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
My vagina is officially offended.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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