My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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