I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
