The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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