I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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