after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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