I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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