I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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