If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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