Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He did a backflip because drugs
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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