I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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