i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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