So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Ambien. No doubt about it.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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