when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You took a bar mat shot.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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