I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy