waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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