Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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