I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
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