So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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