i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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